-Windows only-

Microsoft has released several updates today – Click Tools and choose Windows Update.

3.6b2 now available for download – Firefox only

Today, Mozilla released Firefox 3.6b2. To get the update click Help, click Check for updates.

That’s it. You’re done.

Former Louisville Courier-Journal political cartoonist hits nail on the head

Normally left-of-center political cartoonist, Nick Anderson, depicts liberal’s reaction to last week’s elections:

Paint.NET releases an update: v3.5 (final)

November 15th is National Clean Your Refrigerator Day.

-Local stuff-

Coming soon – The Beer Store:

Louisville’s first and only store dedicated to specialty craft beer, providing the following services and products:

• A Large Selection of Craft Bottles & Draft beer
• Beer Merchandise & Glassware
• Beer inspired Foods by The Patron
• Specialty cheeses, meats, and pickles
• Beer Tastings and Growler fills

Monday – CLOSED (bummer)
Tuesday thru Thursday – 12pm to 10pm
Friday thru Saturday – 12pm to 12am
Sunday – 1pm to 7pm

Hey, we’ll see…

Man turns up alive at own funeral

A man reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his family by walking in at his funeral.

Relatives of Ademire Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the badly disfigured victim of a Sunday night car crash, police said…

Mr Goncalves actually was getting drunk with some buddies at a local truck stop. He learned of his ‘funeral’ the following day.

Now, that’s how I spell relief…

Nothing to report – except an unconfirmed source suggests she may have had a pedicure…

Munley, who had been trained in active-response tactics, rushed into the building and confronted the shooter as he was turning a corner, Cone said.

“It was an amazing and an aggressive performance by this police officer,” Cone said.

Munley was only a few feet from crazed Army psychiatrist Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan when she opened fire.

Wounded in the exchange of gunfire, Munley was reported in stable condition at a local hospital…

Cone said Munley’s aggressive response training taught her that “if you act aggressively to take out a shooter you will have less fatalities.”

“She walked up and engaged him,” he said. He praised her as “one of our most impressive young police officers.”

Read Mary Katherine Ham’s full article at the Weekly Standard

Poll results of UK children

Adolf Hitler was the manager of Germany’s national soccer team, and Auschwitz was a World War Two theme park, a poll released by the Daily Mail on Friday said, questioning U.K. children aged 9 to 15.

The study, which was conducted by war veterans’ charity Erskine in the run-up to Remembrance Day, tested 2,000 children for their knowledge of last century’s two world wars.

One in 20, according to the poll, thought the Holocaust was the celebration at the end of the war and one in ten said the SS was Enid Blyton’s Secret Seven, not Hitler’s elite bodyguard unit.

And I thought I was dumb…

Dirty Dems predictably make up rules as they go

Senate Democrats Thursday blocked a GOP attempt to require next year’s census forms to ask people whether they are U.S. citizens.

The proposal by Louisiana Republican Sen. David Vitter was aimed at excluding non-citizens from the population totals that are used to figure the number of congressional representatives for each state.

Critics said Vitter’s plan would discourage immigrants from responding to the census and would be hugely expensive. They also said it’s long been settled law that the apportionment of congressional seats is based on the number of people living in each state, regardless of whether they are citizens. (emphasis mine)

Census is also used to distribute billions of dollars in federal aid.

That’s a bold-faced lie. There is no such law.

I may just have to bitch-slap the next liberal I encounter just for the fun of it.

Seriously.

Tired of your fellow co-workers taking time off for their sick kid? Then get your own ‘fake’ kid at Officekid.com. For real:

And what a bargain at just 19.95!

Mozilla just released an update to 3.5.x.

As usual just click on help and choose check for updates… or visit the Mozilla site.

FRANKFORT, Ky. — A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he’s calling the tree on the Capitol’s front lawn a “Christmas” tree this holiday season.

Good.

New PC’s usually come with numerous programs/applications that you either don’t need, won’t use or is considered malware. If you’re not sure which ones you can uninstall from the add/remove programs (via the control panel) try running PC Decrapifier – a free program.

Before downloading the PC Decrapifier it is recommended that you create a restore point.

After running the decrapifier and following it’s recommendations – uninstall one more program – the PC Decrapifier.

-Windows 7 tip-

One enhancement to Windows 7 is the ability to minimize all open/active windows except the one you want to keep open. You do this by ‘grabbing’ the title-bar of the desired window and give it a shake or two – all of the other open windows will then minimize to the taskbar.

Nice.

Firefox will celebrate five years on November 9th.

Visit Mozilla Blog for details…

A week’s worth of newspapers equals weeks of bird cage linings. Just glad they serve a purpose.

A Wisconsin woman calls 911 to report a drunk driver – herself.

Moron.

-Firefox 3.6b 1 only-

Type about:config in the address bar. Next type: startup.homepage_welcome_url. Delete the value (or change it if you’d like) and you’re done.

Easy.