With more than a year and some months to go before the presidential election of ’08 I have a distinct sinking feeling. I fear that Hillary becomes president of the very divided United States of America.

Will she protect America? Will she kill or capture bin laden (or is he already dead)?

Will she try to push America closer to socialism with her flawed health care proposal?

Will Moveon.org go away? Will the very ugly pink lesbian whores shut up?

Will the truthers become even MORE paranoid?

Will Islam gain even more prevalence in the USA during her reign?

Will she be assassinated by Cindy Sheehan for not ‘bringing the troops home’, immediately?

Just asking…(Ted Rall, you got nothing on me, you ass).